Friday, September 28, 2012

I am the bat!

gouache and pen 11"x 16"

This is a piece of Venture Bros. fan-art i made for an Etsy customer, and i'm awfully pleased with how it turned out...except maybe the background. i'm still kind of on the fence about it.


Wednesday, September 19, 2012

The sharks will never touch him now

"Dr Girlfriend" Pen and Gouache, 9" x 11"

"[Monarch] you should have replaced his blood with acid after this part...the sharks will never touch him now."

Wednesday, August 8, 2012

Drag and a Half

I was inspired by Leland Bobbé's "Half-Drag" project and made some mspaintwerks of some fellas in drag. you're welcome. Thanks again, Leland.

Queen of Westeros

Texas Bingo Queen

Queen Pussey Riottt

Tuesday, May 29, 2012

waxing lyrical

in 2008 i got a terrible ear infection in my right ear that somehow inexplicably found itself in my left ear as well. having no insurance, i had to instead go to the local hippie whole-foods-type grocery store and picked up a bottle of garlic ear-drops, because apparently garlic kills not only vampires, but ear infections too. i spent about a month putting that shit in my ears, to what seemed like no avail. my ears still hurt and to add insult to injury i smelled like a bread basket in an italian restaurant for what seemed like forever. but eventually the infection went away, of its own volition or as a result of the garlic drops...i'll never know for certain.

what i do know is that four years later, when i clean my ears with a q-tip, i catch a whiff of garlic. 

my earwax is garlic scented. perhaps forever.