Friday, September 28, 2012

I am the bat!

gouache and pen 11"x 16"

This is a piece of Venture Bros. fan-art i made for an Etsy customer, and i'm awfully pleased with how it turned out...except maybe the background. i'm still kind of on the fence about it.


Wednesday, September 19, 2012

The sharks will never touch him now

"Dr Girlfriend" Pen and Gouache, 9" x 11"

"[Monarch] you should have replaced his blood with acid after this part...the sharks will never touch him now."

Wednesday, August 8, 2012

Drag and a Half

I was inspired by Leland Bobbé's "Half-Drag" project and made some mspaintwerks of some fellas in drag. you're welcome. Thanks again, Leland.

Queen of Westeros

Texas Bingo Queen

Queen Pussey Riottt

Tuesday, May 29, 2012

waxing lyrical

in 2008 i got a terrible ear infection in my right ear that somehow inexplicably found itself in my left ear as well. having no insurance, i had to instead go to the local hippie whole-foods-type grocery store and picked up a bottle of garlic ear-drops, because apparently garlic kills not only vampires, but ear infections too. i spent about a month putting that shit in my ears, to what seemed like no avail. my ears still hurt and to add insult to injury i smelled like a bread basket in an italian restaurant for what seemed like forever. but eventually the infection went away, of its own volition or as a result of the garlic drops...i'll never know for certain.

what i do know is that four years later, when i clean my ears with a q-tip, i catch a whiff of garlic. 

my earwax is garlic scented. perhaps forever.


Friday, May 18, 2012

Wednesday, May 9, 2012

Hulk World #1

 Characters © Marvel Comics. Creative content © Heather Pickett.

Wednesday, February 8, 2012

you dirty regenerate

sleep peels
away another sheet;

another cellular layer.

like the layer of glue that dries on your palm,
that you strip off in a lacy film.

the scales of detritus that slip off
and pile the carpet until you've molted 
into a whole new thing.

Wednesday, February 1, 2012


after the slits split in 1981

after the slits split in

after the slits split

after the slits

after the




Tuesday, January 31, 2012

the gimlette

the meekling gimlette

peers through a crevice

b'tween cellar door

and kitchen floor.

potato-dirty and tuber-ugly

too, it tries to fix a gimlet eye

on yourn eyne

to break your concentration

with its grummy little fists.

the gimlette wants out.

just blot it out with a rug

because it will fog up your house with questions;

it will filth up the couches of your mind.

geekling gimlette stays

in its stinking meekling grotto

with its weirdo face

nursing a grim grinlette.

Friday, January 6, 2012

experimenting with fractal algorithms



laft at a far arc fact

lact a calf claft ala raft

flat car calt fat craft trac act


al  go  ri  thm

him r hir

mori mori math i gori

mal gom gir