I am the bat!

gouache and pen 11"x 16"

This is a piece of Venture Bros. fan-art i made for an Etsy customer, and i'm awfully pleased with how it turned out...except maybe the background. i'm still kind of on the fence about it.

oh well, GO TEAM VENTURE

The sharks will never touch him now

"Dr Girlfriend" Pen and Gouache, 9" x 11"

"[Monarch] you should have replaced his blood with acid after this part...the sharks will never touch him now."

fan-art friday: delirium of the Endless

variation

Multifaceted

Ripley establishes boundaries

Drag and a Half

I was inspired by Leland Bobbé's "Half-Drag" project and made some mspaintwerks of some fellas in drag. you're welcome. Thanks again, Leland.

Queen of Westeros

Texas Bingo Queen

Queen Pussey Riottt

waxing lyrical

in 2008 i got a terrible ear infection in my right ear that somehow inexplicably found itself in my left ear as well. having no insurance, i had to instead go to the local hippie whole-foods-type grocery store and picked up a bottle of garlic ear-drops, because apparently garlic kills not only vampires, but ear infections too. i spent about a month putting that shit in my ears, to what seemed like no avail. my ears still hurt and to add insult to injury i smelled like a bread basket in an italian restaurant for what seemed like forever. but eventually the infection went away, of its own volition or as a result of the garlic drops...i'll never know for certain.

what i do know is that four years later, when i clean my ears with a q-tip, i catch a whiff of garlic. 

my earwax is garlic scented. perhaps forever.

delicious.

Hulk World #2 Preview

 Characters © Marvel Comics. Creative content © Heather Pickett.

harpo harks

"honk honk"

still a work in progress, though

Hulk World #1

 Characters © Marvel Comics. Creative content © Heather Pickett.

διαρκές έργο

temba, his arms wide

stefano and trinculo meet caliban

caliban and prospera

ugghhhhh gawwwdd come on five 'o' clock

rainbow road...it's where you go when you die

adamantium claws, keratin nails

have we avoided the noid too long?

too cool for ewe

birdman's good news

batman on alfred's day off

fie, wrangling queen!

huevos de Pascua

you dirty regenerate

sleep peels

away another sheet;

another cellular layer.

like the layer of glue that dries on your palm,

that you strip off in a lacy film.

the scales of detritus that slip off
and pile the carpet until you've molted 

into a whole new thing.

amoeba

after the slits split in 1981

after the slits split in

after the slits split

after the slits

after the

after

aft

er

the gimlette

the meekling gimlette

peers through a crevice

b'tween cellar door

and kitchen floor.

potato-dirty and tuber-ugly

too, it tries to fix a gimlet eye

on yourn eyne

to break your concentration

with its grummy little fists.

the gimlette wants out.

just blot it out with a rug

because it will fog up your house with questions;

it will filth up the couches of your mind.

geekling gimlette stays

in its stinking meekling grotto

with its weirdo face

nursing a grim grinlette.

experimenting with fractal algorithms

fractal

frac
tal

laft at a far arc fact

lact a calf claft ala raft

flat car calt fat craft trac act



algorithm

al  go  ri  thm

him r hir

mori mori math i gori

mal gom gir