unicorns are allergic to poop, or so i'm told

banana nyah nyah peals away

gojira gorirra sama sam ah, so

high wasted pants

low wasted pants

get these pants off

it's time to sober up

bubble bubble

vomit and scrubble

toilet burns

and vision double

buttplugs are important. you wear them every night to seal the entrance. you don't want the poop trolls to get in and dig around yer butthole.
this black gold is my black gold.

none for trolls and none for gnomes
none for the heroes
and especially keep it away from
the unicorns.

they are allergic.